It's Official

Forget writing and law and art...I have decided, as of yesterday, what I want to pursue as a career (drum roll, please) neuro-psychology. And I intend to win worldwide respect, fame, applause, and possibly a Nobel Prize when I prove my Theory of Insanity. I would type my Theory here, but someone might attempt to appropriate my genius and gain credit for my brilliant mind.

Saturday's Word: Filch (v. to snatch quickly and surrepticiously; to appropriate furtively or casually)